What a shame that Lionel Messi instead of Danny Welbeck wasn't at the Emirates to bury one of the 187 chances Arsenal had against Manchester United on Saturday.
Come to think of it, ex-future Arsenal legend Cristiano Ronaldo would have probably done something novel -- like, you know, scored -- on the one vs. one from six yards out that Jack Wilshere sent straight into David de Gea's hands.
Best of Premier League Week 12 Ratings and Reaction
- Premier League Team of the Weekend
- Brewin: Excuses aplenty for Wenger, Van Gaal
- Arsenal ratings: Defeat was 'typical Wilshere'
- Man United ratings: De Gea the hero again
- Brewin: Pool crash at Palace again
- Liverpool ratings: Abject all round from Reds
- Delaney: Chelsea on song vs. West Brom
And it's a pretty safe bet, too, that Yaya Toure or Vincent Kompany or anyone else in the galaxy of...