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Manchester United need to beat Bournemouth 19-0 on Tuesday night to snatch fourth place in the Premier League and a Champions League spot. Here are five teams that have surpassed that feat -- and five reasons why rivals Manchester City, the team currently occupying fourth, ought to be quaking in their boots: Stirling 20-0 Selkirk, 1984 Stirling racked up one of the biggest domestic wins of the 20th Century against part-timers Selkirk in the Scottish Cup first round at Annfield. Leading 5-0 at the interval, the hosts went on to net 15 after the break, with winger Davie Thompson finishing the match with seven goals. Selkirk player-boss Jackson Cockburn later admitted his attempt at a motivational half-time teamtalk had backfired: "In retrospect, I shouldn't have told them at half-time, 'If we don't get our fingers out, this might reach double figures,''' he told The Scotsman. Arbroath 36-0 Bon Accord, 1885 In another Scottish Cup first-round hammering, John Petrie helped himself to 13 goals as Arbroath thumped amateurs Bon Accord at Gayfield. The visitors' day started badly when they turned up without a kit, and it could have been even worse: five Arbroath goals were disallowed. Home goalkeeper Jim Milne did not touch the ball through the entire game, and borrowed an umbrella from a friend in the crowd to keep dry. Bizarrely on the same day, Dundee Harp beat Aberdeen Rovers 35-0 just down the coast. Australia 31-0 American Samoa, 2001 Already ranked the worst in the world by FIFA, American Samoa had another reason to fear their World Cup qualifier against Australia: All but one player from their original 20-man squad was deemed ineligible because of passport issues. Australia cruised home with a then-world-record score -- including 13 goals from Archie Thompson -- and the American Samoa team's plight was subsequently chronicled in the award-winning documentary "Next Goal Wins." Vanuatu 46-0 Micronesia, 2015 Micronesia coach Stan Foster sought to put his side's Pacific Games hammering -- coming just days after 30-0 and 38-0 losses to Tahiti and Fiji -- into perspective. "Most of these kids have never been out of their villages let alone on to another island,'' explained Foster of his young side's starstruck performance in the spotlight. "I took them to Guam the other day [and it was] the first time they've been on an elevator or an escalator. It was a huge step up.'' As Adema 149-0 So L'Emyrne, 2002 Everyone knows the Madagascar League is the place to go for goals. But even the supporters in Antananarivo will have been surprised by the world record score line in a Championship playoff game, in which visitors L'Emyrne, angered by refereeing decisions in a previous game, protested by scoring 149 own goals while the hosts stood idly by.
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